NOOBS ARE COMING (Demo)
NOOBS ARE COMING JUST RELEASED ON STEAM
YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS
- Brutal and funny synergy roguelike
- Brotato-like, also inspired by The Binding of Isaac, Cult of the Lamb & Mobs Inc
- Packed with tons of innovative mechanics and diverse playstyles
- Equip Boss Patterns
- Summon Minions
- Kick stuff around — play soccer with minions or co-op buddies
- Grow Plant Minions with a watercan
- Physics-Based Attacks– like chained spikeballs
- Turn enemies into Sheep, or Golden Statues, or both?
- And dozens of other wild and chaotic mechanics
- Quick and Addictive Runs (< 30 minutes)
- Pick your Dungeon Bosses from a large roster
- Wild Theorycrafting: Create ridiculously broken and unique build each run like in Isaac
- Endless Replayability
- Cute and Badass artstyle
- Meta Humor, RPG Parody Universe
- Banger OST
- Twitch Streamer Mode (destroy your chat)
- Steam Deck support
- Singleplayer & Co-op support (+Steam Remote Play Together)
Full Game Available on Steam
Changelog available on Discord
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If only there was an endless mode...
Usually around the end of the game things start to get fun as you get good combo's and then it just ends sadge
Full game on Steam has endless mode :)
I like that frog enemy spins a lot before jumping
I made an account here to hopes to lend your ears. Please have this come to ps5. My SO and I played the crap out of Brotato. He showed me the game last night and instantly looked up if it would release on ps5. I know it’s a long shot but we don’t have PCs, life is expensive 😭😭😭. Game looks so fun and I’m itching to try and play.
Hey thanks a lot!
I really want to publish the game on consoles! I had a great talk with a porting studio a few weeks ago and they told me as soon as the game reaches 500 positive reviews on Steam we can make a deal!
If we reach this milestone pretty fast (this summer) the game could come to consoles in about 1 year:
- Noobs Are Coming take the first free slot they have in a few months
- then they do several months of porting work
- and then finally a potential console release in approx 1 year
Hello, i am interested in your game and with your consent(and to gain experience) i would like to voluntarily translate your game into Turkish.
Hey thanks a lot this is very kind of you! The game is already localized in Turkish, but if you find any issues in some text, it would be super nice of you to come to the game Discord and tell me about them in the "translations" channel :)
This is absolutely DELIGHTFUL! I'll definitely be picking this up on Steam! Great job!
Honestly, I've played the game for 10+ hours already, I like it
brotato on drugs and I LOVE IT
Shot myself right off the map with the wrecking ball! No impact on this one. Tried to grab a screen shot before the browser crashed.
this honestly looks like a lot of fun.
gonna drop a follow here on itch and wait til the full relaease.
indie devs like you really inspire me to get off my ass and create something of my own when i can finally afford the time to do so
for some reason if you catch the ball and the impact you can leave the map and reset outside the map
managed to crash the game by having too many entities on the field
playing a summoner build with only survivalibility, no damage, difficulty 2 round 13
Hey thanks for the report, when you say it crashed could you explain what happened exactly?
i got damaged from 16 to 9 health while standing in the middle of a hoard of enemys, and when i say hoard i mean at least 50 enemys, and the game froze and then quit unexpectedly. just a runtime error that has probably having to do with handeling so many enemys (i think, i dont know the internals of this game so i actually have no clue whats going on)
found a way to glitch out of bounds with the wrecking ball ! hope you fix this in the full game
the way to do this glitch is to perfectly hit the corner
Thanks a lot for the report! Added it on my todo list ;)
why is the shot gun so bad?
Thanks for the feedback, you mean I should make shotguns more powerful right? :)
you can have it as a joke weapon pick to junk up the pool if you want,
but if you want people to actually pick yes buff it,
I've won with almost every other one.
great
loving this game, please release soon
Thanks a lot! Releasing on July 15, in about 10 days :)
i used fl studio before. and i know what toxic biohazard is (not an actual biohazard. its just a cool name for a musical instrument)
Think there is a glitch that caused demo progress to be reset.
are you talking about that restart button when u die? If so thats intentional when u die u restart sadly
been loving the game, deffo at collage to play this game lol
i was at full hp(19) with 8 armor and got stepped on by a frog and died. the fuck you feeding those frogs?!
Very cool game (it's kinda just brotato tho) but I found a bug, you can kick the ball even if you are offscreen like from the leap thing sry not good with names
Very fun game! :D
bro after wave 8 it doesn't take me to shop
Ranged seems by far the strongest strategy, with arcane > dexterity, and kicking the worst, to the point that this is my best Bigfoot run.
This game really reminds me of another game called "Brotato" im kind of impressed nobody mentioned the game in the comments
this is really cooooooooooool game
I wish that this game can be online and the players can choose their noob and one player can be the boss
Interesting game :) Died at wave 20 like a n00b
This game is quite fun! The Adept is OP
i got stuck in the wall and i won?
Lol was it after using a Wrecking Ball or Impact skill? It seems to happen on rare occasions
i mean this with the utmost respect. fuck wave 19.
this is really really cool
I can't wait for the full release, this is really fun
I definitely won't be gettng steam, but if the full version is available here on Itch, I'll buy it here.
the boss / freezard didnt last 5 seconds and did 0 dmg xd
pierce and bounce nice too, and size + scared shopkeeper or just size
fun game, but wand and adept aka the guy that makes the ritual circile breaks this ridiculously u just get all 6 wands and stand in circle , get some lifesteal and you only need like enough hp to tank an attack or 2 and lot of range and well you can just afk and come out last 10 second and claim stuff
very nice rogulike
The sound track is PEAK! I loved playing this, and my partner who normally doesn't play games like this one had a good time as well.
I enjoyed the learning curve and I can't wait to play the harder difficulties.
Here's a video I made, my partner jumped in for a few minutes as well.